I want someone provocative and talkative,
But it’s so hard when you’re shallow as a shower.
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
All I want is education, and I am afraid of no one.
This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)